So I "misplaced" my wallet (and will hopefully find it somewhere in my apartment soon). I went to the store where I thought I might have left it, and asked if they had any wallets. They asked my name, and I told them.
They didn't have my wallet, but they did have a wallet belonging to someone named Saxithorn (first name). Or possibly Saxathorn? I asked how it was spelled, and the guy said it was "pretty much phonetic."
This may be the best name ever.
Also, a bit of overheard conversation I forgot to write down, but that has been on my mind recently:
A young woman, walking with two friends: What would you think of me if I was exactly the same, but I wore Uggs?
Alas, I didn't hear the response.